mazkev
mazkev is a group of three trans kids (maria, zach, and kevyn). gay sex is their priority and they enjoy to look and ask for maria to accept their insta follow requests. they also enjoy to be weird and call maria thicc (duh) and yes they are good people
jk they ain’t FHSKSKDKS
jk ig they are xoxo :/
jk they ain’t FHSKSKDKS
jk ig they are xoxo :/
omg mazkev are so cool
yes omg i saw them fuck each other
hold on did maria join?
nah it was only zach and kevyn
oh she thicc doe
yeah rumor is she a virgin
yes omg i saw them fuck each other
hold on did maria join?
nah it was only zach and kevyn
oh she thicc doe
yeah rumor is she a virgin
mazkev by uh weirdo hehe June 8, 2020
mazkev
gay porn lovers who also practice the art of sex. they fuck each other expect maria cuz she a virgin. maria is thicc and kevyn and zach are like “accept it” cuz they wanna follow her b she says no cuz she wants attention.zach is a bbg and kevyn is a platypus. they like to fuck each other w dildos and then fart bc it’s yum. they also like to pee on thy’s mouth. which is honeslty sexc.
“omg did u see the gc’s trio?”
“yuh mazkev”
“apparently they weird man”
“yuh i heard kevyn’s a platypus”
“factz bbg zach is royalty”
“yuh queen”
“mazkev is thicc”
“fr”
“what does it even stand for?”
“maria zach and kevyn”
“yuh mazkev”
“apparently they weird man”
“yuh i heard kevyn’s a platypus”
“factz bbg zach is royalty”
“yuh queen”
“mazkev is thicc”
“fr”
“what does it even stand for?”
“maria zach and kevyn”
mazkev by uh weirdo hehe June 8, 2020
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable