Hey Nate you should of seen the Mayonaise dumptruck I dumped on Dustin's chin last night. It was glorious.
by Apollo Rocket July 15, 2009
by Two can chew October 10, 2015
after i fucked my girlfriend i left some thigh mayonaise on her leg. the same thing as spunk, jism, cum etc.
by JAMES BRADY October 13, 2007
1. to say something that is out of context.
2. When somebody is out of control because any kind of drug.
2. When somebody is out of control because any kind of drug.
1. "This guy tripped on mayonaise, we are talking about astronomy and his unhappy comments around sports didn't help us."
2. "This guy had a lof of drug (alcohol, marihuana, and so on), that can not stop to travel on mayonaise."
Or just "Travelling on Mayonaise"
2. "This guy had a lof of drug (alcohol, marihuana, and so on), that can not stop to travel on mayonaise."
Or just "Travelling on Mayonaise"
by Sergio Cristofoletti August 19, 2006
Person 1: Hey, why is the camper rocking?
Person 2: Wait a minute. Who the hell is slinging mayonaise?
Asian: No idea. but whoever it is, stop.
Person 1: Yeah beating off with a bunch of guys is lame
Person 2: Wait a minute. Who the hell is slinging mayonaise?
Asian: No idea. but whoever it is, stop.
Person 1: Yeah beating off with a bunch of guys is lame
by longboarder870 May 5, 2009
After giving a girl a cream-pie she stands above your head, then sitting down somewhat forcefully on your mouth she yells, "Patty Mayonaise!"
Friend:"Ha dude nice fat lip how did that happen?"
Me: "Well my girlfriend gave me a Patty Mayonaise last night. It was so worth it."
Me: "Well my girlfriend gave me a Patty Mayonaise last night. It was so worth it."
by Dave All Cock September 23, 2009
Penis, dick, cock or any other word used to describe that part of male anatomy. Most specifically to describe it during the act of ejaculaction or shooting cum.
Last night I was screwing my girlfriend then I pulled out and shot her in the face with the mayonaise pistol.
by Chaffee March 24, 2008