by Mob_14 January 25, 2011
by Jkmh September 11, 2008
Sometimes referred to as Moses, Maxime is a man in his 40s of European descent, usually French or Belgian. Maximes are characterized by extreme generosity and sensitivity with an underestimated sense of self worth. They usually manifest a penchant for music and can often be found in the pits if Parisian venues.
Surprisingly, Maximes drive Porches despite reports of having normal penis sizes.
Loyal to a fault, Maximes are with you for life.
Surprisingly, Maximes drive Porches despite reports of having normal penis sizes.
Loyal to a fault, Maximes are with you for life.
by Brian Ralph Johnson July 5, 2018
a girl name:
beautiful, unique, wonderful individuals. Maximes are known for having the best personalities, not to mention there SMOKING HOT. Maximes are sometimes shy, but are different from the rest, and really stand out. Its best to date a Maxime, they will treat you right, but usually you have to make the first move, because they tend to be shy. Maximes are loving, caring individuals, and have a tendancy to make you fall in love with them, without even trying.
beautiful, unique, wonderful individuals. Maximes are known for having the best personalities, not to mention there SMOKING HOT. Maximes are sometimes shy, but are different from the rest, and really stand out. Its best to date a Maxime, they will treat you right, but usually you have to make the first move, because they tend to be shy. Maximes are loving, caring individuals, and have a tendancy to make you fall in love with them, without even trying.
boy 1: man, im in love with this girl, shes different from the rest, and so sweet!
boy 2: me too! I mean, she doesnt even flirt.. she's just herself.. and i love her!
boy 3: is she by any chance a maxime?
boy 1: damn.. how'd you know ?
boy 2: me too! I mean, she doesnt even flirt.. she's just herself.. and i love her!
boy 3: is she by any chance a maxime?
boy 1: damn.. how'd you know ?
by bog-segat March 30, 2012
To actively improve one's health with proper diet and exercise.
Maximizing is a lifestyle rather than a "diet plan" in which mind & body wellness are paramount.
Ridiculing others on their physique whilst displaying moments of disobedience to peers via iPhone 4 picture/video(s) (e.g. drinking soda) becomes a primary directive. Letting others know if they are "obese" is a gesture of kindness and compassion to fellow (white) man.
Social acceptance of a healthy lifestyle is one major motivation to constantly be at one's best physical shape. Many practitioners learn to adeptly (yet subtly) display muscle tone, depth, and mass during everyday activities/interactions (e.g. folding one's arms, picking a glass of water, and using arm gestures during discussions).
Drinking alcohol can be accepted periodically in order to allow others the privilege of viewing these unearthly manifestations of physical prowess. The gym is "hit" at least every other day to demolish all muscle groups.
Constant hydration is always encouraged along with eating unprocessed foods (gluten free). Organic fruits, vegetables, meats (chicken and or sardines), and such commonly are consumed. Anything else is considering poison, toxic, and trash in which strict repulsion is common protocol.
Many whom practice maximizing participate in activities like; wake-boarding, snowboarding, surfing, wrestling, & electro-dancing.
Maximizing is a lifestyle rather than a "diet plan" in which mind & body wellness are paramount.
Ridiculing others on their physique whilst displaying moments of disobedience to peers via iPhone 4 picture/video(s) (e.g. drinking soda) becomes a primary directive. Letting others know if they are "obese" is a gesture of kindness and compassion to fellow (white) man.
Social acceptance of a healthy lifestyle is one major motivation to constantly be at one's best physical shape. Many practitioners learn to adeptly (yet subtly) display muscle tone, depth, and mass during everyday activities/interactions (e.g. folding one's arms, picking a glass of water, and using arm gestures during discussions).
Drinking alcohol can be accepted periodically in order to allow others the privilege of viewing these unearthly manifestations of physical prowess. The gym is "hit" at least every other day to demolish all muscle groups.
Constant hydration is always encouraged along with eating unprocessed foods (gluten free). Organic fruits, vegetables, meats (chicken and or sardines), and such commonly are consumed. Anything else is considering poison, toxic, and trash in which strict repulsion is common protocol.
Many whom practice maximizing participate in activities like; wake-boarding, snowboarding, surfing, wrestling, & electro-dancing.
Person 1: Hey, do you want to get a double-double at In-N-Out Burger?
Person 2: Hell no! I would rather spend more money, wait more time, and not kill myself maximizing at True Food's Kitchen.
Person 2: Hell no! I would rather spend more money, wait more time, and not kill myself maximizing at True Food's Kitchen.
by MaximusPrimal January 31, 2011
The soft-porn magazine my brother has.
by Shockin' Magenta January 23, 2004
An utterly worthless "men's magazine" (men being 15 year olds) that's about half advertisements, the other half consisting of articles encouraging you to buy certain hot, new products (read: more advertisements). Though often purchased for its promise of titillating female celebrity photos, the American version fails completely at this task as it is afraid to show its models in anything less than conservative lingerie.
After getting to the eighth page of my new issue of Maxim without seeing anything other than ads, I decided to close the idiotic periodical before I lost any more brain cells.
by willtopower July 11, 2008