mawb 

Texting abbreviation of the phrase, "Might As Well Be."

Ken sends a text, calling Barry down the pub, Barry text's back, saying he can't, he's been given orders by her indoors. 'You act like an old married couple you two', text's Ken, disgusted and forlorn. Barry, who has to be quick, Jude giving him the evil eye replies, 'mawb!'

mawb by Michael Samuel May 20, 2008

MAWB 

Middle Aged White Buddhist.

Obnoxious and not truly Buddhist. Appropriates the religion to appear like someone who has done the work and is therefore emotionally healthy, but in fact has done zero work and is toxic AF. Stay away from these posers. Far away.

"Total MAWB tried to pick me up in yoga class today. I'm obviously here to work on me, not to get fucked by you dude. Move on, loser."

MAWB by WitheredViolet June 19, 2025

MAWB

majestic ass white boy

"you look at that guy over there he is totally a MAWB"

MAWB by mawbcandidatenumber1 January 3, 2026

Mawby 

The name of awesome. In history Mawby's have been known as Viking Raiders, Pro-NFL players, Porn stars, Rich Multi-Billion dollar moguls, and Sexy Guru's of hugedickitis.

Oh shit! That's John Mawby! He has 3 dicks I heard.

Mawby by Rorschach05 August 5, 2010

lukas Mawbey 

Is the best person to ever exist although he may wear rings that define emo characteristics; he is the best white giant nosed person that you could touch with your finger tips and other kinds of tips.

and loves Brea

"have you heard of the new kid Lukas Mawbey"
"yeah he is the best"
"I wish he would date Brea though there perfect together"

lukas Mawbey by HI;} February 14, 2023

Mawbag 

When your mum is just being a total bawbag!

MUM: I just whiteyed in your suitcase son, sorry..

SON: JESUS CHRIST MUM, what a fucking mawbag thing to do!

Mawbag by brownbear1991 December 17, 2010

mawbi

a. slang for pot, herb, weed

a. lets smoke some mawbi tonight

mawbi by pow October 16, 2004