maus 

One of the biggest tanks ever built. Only two prototypes of the superheavy tank were ever produced in 1944 by the crumbling Nazi Regime. They never saw combat however. Their huge weight and their monstruous fuel guzzling would have made it impossible to be of any help to the already doomed Third Reich.
In German "Maus" means "mouse".

Only one Maus tank still survives to this day. It can be seen today in the Museum of Armored Forces in Kubinka (near Moscow) in Russia.

maus by Dan the Man July 18, 2008

MAUS 

a German world war two mega tank, weighing around 180 tons and having a 15 cm gun with a small 75mm gun mounted on the same turret it is a true beast, it drinks about 1 liter of fuel every 13 meters it traveled, and having Armour approaching 30cm of steel this is a moving bunker of DEATH, only two were made and the war ended before they could be put into service, only one is left today, and it is in a Russian tanks museum called Kubinka.

the maus is a tank

MAUS by tank_stuff February 23, 2015

Maus 

Real Meaning:
German super heavy tank of WW2 aka Panzer VIII with a 12.8 Pak 44 Cannon with the tank weighing around 188 tones

Meme/Gaming Meaning:
A freaking heavy tank made out of pure German steel and tracks made out of Mice that can crush a modern M1A2 Abrams. Stay away from it or get panckaked!

Hitler: Einen neuen Panzer bauen (make a new tank!)
Engineer: Tiger II?
Hitler: Nein
Engineer: Capture KV-2s
Hitler: Nein
Engineer: A tank made out Cheese and let mice eat it and call it MAUS
Hitler: Jawohl!

Maus by DUDEIALREADYHAVENAME1001 October 9, 2021

Maus 

The Panzerkampfwagon VIII "Maus" was a German superheavy tank that was introduced towards the end of WWII. She featured the thickest armor any had ever seen, two enormous cannons, and was overall the biggest thing you have ever seen. Only 2 were built, one was destroyed and the other was captured by the Red Army. It was called "Maus" because they figured the Allies would hear the term, (Maus translates to Mouse), and think of a small, light tank, thus they would send few forces after it, then be crushed by the mighty landship.

"Mein Fürher, Unsere Panzer können diesem Ansturm nicht standhalten!"

"Bah, Bau mir einen neuen Panzer. Der Größte und der Beste!"

"Ja Kommandant. Nennen wir es, die Maus."

Maus by Panzerkampfwagon VIII Maus January 30, 2022

Maus 

Nice, awesome, perfect, affirmative, copy (as in radio lingo), and in some instances meaning yes and or no by place either of the aforementioned words. Yea maus or No maus.

Dude: I'll see you at the bar in fifteen.
Bro: Maus!

Or

Chud: I banged that fat waitress last night.

Brah: Ugh, no maus

Maus by Gay-raig June 13, 2013

Maus 

An angered Newgrounds BBS moderator. Who is also a self-proclamied lesbian.

Maus is loved by the majority of the Newgrounds BBS.

I love that Maus bitch

Maus will lock your faggy topic

"If Maus was a can of pepsi, how would you drink her?"

Maus by Owner of the Internet July 18, 2008

Maus 

A fucking HEAVY Nazi-german Tank (sadly only 1 remains and never saw battle)

WWII soldier (german): what the FUCK is that!?

WWII Scientist (german): is the Maus
WWII soldier (german): THAT SHIT THICC

Maus by Peta Hater 06 August 20, 2019