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One of the biggest tanks ever built. Only two prototypes of the superheavy tank were ever produced in 1944 by the crumbling Nazi Regime. They never saw combat however. Their huge weight and their monstruous fuel guzzling would have made it impossible to be of any help to the already doomed Third Reich.
In German "Maus" means "mouse".
Only one Maus tank still survives to this day. It can be seen today in the Museum of Armored Forces in Kubinka (near Moscow) in Russia.
by Dan the Man June 17, 2005
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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Monthly Average User is a statistic used on internet sites to track the number of unique users to a site over the past 30 days.
The percentage of Twitter MAUs located outside the United States is 79% in 2016.
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to consume with great vigor
past tense (maued"
dude, you maued that winkie
by Penelope McWhiskers January 28, 2003
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Mau; To Mau; Mauing; Pulling a Mau.

1. The act of changing a parties location after said location has already been established.

2. Convincing people to leave a gathering, event, or party, to go do something else.

3. To invite people, who are already going to an established party, to your own party. All attendees of established party will attend the new party.
We were going to the Beer Garden, but it got Maued.
by OneGirlArmy March 31, 2011
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An Egyptian word meaning "cat" (also my nickname)
The Egyptian Mau is a very graceful breed of cat
by GothicEssence January 01, 2009
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a card game where the object is to get rid of all your cards first. however, you get cards for talking or not saying the right rules. it can be very confusing for someone who has never played before. when you start playing with someone new, you do not tell them the rules. they have to figure out them as they go along. it can get frustrating
dude how do you play this 'mau' game
talking (gives card)
this is lame
talking (gives card)
point of order, just try and figure it out ok? end point of order
by Jennaaaaaaa August 09, 2007
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