A sexual act requiring 1 man, 2 women and a strap-on dildo. The first step is for the man to wear the strap-on backwards so that the falice is pointing behind him. He then bends both women over in opposite directions and places himself in between them. He must then place one hand on the woman in front of him and his other hand on the woman behind him. Let the thrusting begin and there you have it.

For full effect, you should be listening to the song "Walk Like an Egyptian".

1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.

In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.

2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.

When you are so sick (from food poisoning or whatever) that you have to puke and poop at the same time. In fact, you are so sick that you puke into the tank of the toilet, and poop into the bowl at the same time.

Picture an ancient Egyptian painting and how they stand. One hand pointed out front and one pointed back.