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Late Night Meat Beating Materiel 

It's basically just the materiel you use to masturbate, when you are lonely at night, and regular porn doesn't fill that depressing loneliness. Imagine you are lonely and you can't cum, and you really need to feel plesure, after having a hard day. What do you do? You try something different. Often consisting of all sorts of hentai, or in very special cases, two dwars shitting in each others assholes.
Person 1: Do you have something i can beat my meat to at night?
Person 2: Yea, i have some late night meat beating materiel you can use.
Person 1: Thanks, my masturbation was getting a bit stale.

male bovine fecal material 

A clean technical way of sayingy "bullshit" when in mixed company.
He told the press that he only wanted the crowd to march to the Capital, not takeover the Capital, by revolting. Yeah right! That sounds like his usual "male bovine fecal material"! He's full of it!

Boyfriend material 

A guy who has the right qualities in order for him to be your boyfriend. By saying a guy is "boyfriend material", you are saying that he is indeed datable by your standards.
Wow, I hung out with Mark last night and he was caring, funny, and handsome as hell. He's definitely boyfriend material.

blackout material 

Meaning you are planning on getting really f*cked up. Something you would say in the afternoon if you are planning on getting blackout drunk later that evening.
This has been a long week. Tonight, I'm definitely gonna be blackout material.

Badger Material 

"Hey Tom, what kind of cheap ass shit are you wearing, Badger Material?
Badger Material by TheMeis June 7, 2018

Nose Material 

New term for booze, alcohol, or anything that will get you nosed/drunk.

Originated from the Party Hardy Chics
Lets get nosed tonight, whos bringing the nose material?