masticate

Meaning to chew, however people who have never heard this word before will think you said masturbate.

"Dude, I got this food magazine with free samples, wanna masticate?"
"Dude, you're sick in the head."
"Dude, what you don't like eating?"
"Dude, I thought you said masta-"
"Dude, yeah yeah, you'll never change."

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

masticate

meaning "to chew" as in one's food. Also, the word that dumb asses laugh at in class when they think the professor just said masturbate

"Cows masticate their food."
"I told him to masticate for me, but that dumb ass went and jacked off!"

by MN Farmer October 4, 2006

masticate

Masticate means to eat something. Sounds a lot like mastrubate. Put MASTICATE and WENIS in a sentence together, and it sounds wondermous.

"Do you masticate with your wenis on the table?"

by Tierney September 18, 2007

masticate

To eat food noisily, sloppy, and with smacking sounds and other annoyances.

"My brother masticates when he eats."
-me

by Dave February 5, 2005

masticate

To cross the Mexican American Border while having sex with a family member. Preferably butt sex.

Jose and Juanita felt uncomfortable as they masticated, for they feared they could not look each other in the eyes again. The road was also very bumpy.

by Juanes April 28, 2006

masticating

The act of chewing. Not to be confused with masturbating

I can't talk right now, I'm too busy masticating this meat.

by Stew September 17, 2004

Masticating

To chew something. Like steak. Not to be confused with masturbating

"I grabbed a steak and almost stuck it into my heart to commit suicide."
"Snap was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Loopin was masticating to it!"

by My Immortal Reader July 8, 2012