massad

En evil person, apt in manipulating people surrounding him. A massad will often hide truths even to his friends in order to take advantage of them, especially when it comes to fantasy league, organizing stag-dos or playing board games.
(fig.) Pulling a massad - being subject of a play from a massad

You really are a massad! (insult-like sentence)
He pulled a massad on you! (he tricked you)

massad by seeking-truth December 12, 2019

Massad

Massads are truly amazing people beautiful and extremely inteligent. They are very selfless always trying to help their fellow man. They will make you smile and laugh non-stop. If you ever find yourself in the presence of a Massad cherish that moment because you are truly blessed!

OMG that show was so Massad!

Massad by Claytorade January 20, 2012

camp massad

A crap place with even crappier people, but its aight cuz the director has massive balls and we get to make fun of him.

Joe: "Did u have a good summer?"
Steve: "Nahhh, it was a shit summer at camp massad."
Joe: "was there anything good about it?"
Steve: " well, there was a director with an embiggened scrotum."

camp massad by Douchebag696969pussydestroya July 1, 2018

Swansea, Massachusetts 

Swansea is an old New England town that was burned by the Indians in 1675 but unfortunately rebuilt and still exists. Most of it seems to be located right on a major highway with lots of shitty stores and restaurants. The people of Swansea consider themselves affluent and smart but that's only because Swansea is next to the even shitty cities of Fall River and New Bedford. The town will frequently say that it's located right on the water but will neglect to say that water is the Taunton River which is polluted as hell. Swansea does have a nice town hall and library and a shitty school called Joseph Case High School that gave the town national headlines a few years ago when every girl in the school decided the only way they could get attention and get guys to like them is by passing out lots of really nasty porn and nudes of themselves. The slutty girls and stupid guys were yelled at and possible spanked by their mommy and daddies but nothing really happened and things are still the same.

The Indians had the right idea when they burned Swansea, Massachusetts, too bad they had to go and rebuild it.

Swansea, Massachusetts by oceancats March 7, 2017

Blow Massage 

Giving a blowjob and a massage at the same time. Blassage for short.

George: My legs are hurting
Molly: Aww no, would someone like a blow massage?
George: A BLASSAGE?! YES PLEASE

Blow Massage by Mr BigG April 7, 2015

Indian Scalp Massage 

When you spread peanut butter over your partner's hair and roll your dick around their hair until you cum all over the top of their head and let your semen drip down their face.

I was giving my girl the Indian scalp massage last night with "extra creamy peanut butter."

Indian Scalp Massage by Milan the dude April 22, 2015

Great Area 51 Massacre 

A massacre that happened in Amargosa Valley at U.S. top secret facility Area 51 on Sept. 20, 2019. We lost over five hundred thousand of our best redditers that day.

Presidential tweet moments after the Great Area 51 Massacre:

"Yesterday, Sept 20, 2019—a date which will live in infamy—the United States of America's top secret facility was deliberately attacked by millennials and Gen Z forces by the empire of Reddit."

Great Area 51 Massacre by DidacticDolphin July 13, 2019