a state in new england, directly north of conneticut and rhode island. the people in this state think that because they can afford $600 handbags paid for by dear ol mummy and daddy's credit card,and because their dear red sox finally won a world series after 86 YEARS OF CHOKING, that automatically makes them superior to the rest of the united states. in conversation, people in massachusetts most commonly will talk about their favorite subject- how "wicked bad" the 26-time world series champion yankees are. they will never own up to the fact that they are very jealous of the yankees. many massachusetts people are narrow-minded twits who won't listen to any critism of any kind, especially regarding sports. they might be too busy cheering, "YANKEES SUCK"-at a basketball game very unrelated to baseball- to hear you.
by don't start with me January 15, 2005
complete shithole. Nothing to do except go to Boston where you still have to endure the redsox fan who think they are so tight. Everyone here is cheap and think that having no money makes you better than everyone else. Go Yankees, go low taxes, screw gay marriage, fuck mass.
by Yankees1234567890 July 11, 2008
Most dencely populated per square mile state in the northeast. Known for the Redsox, Patriots, bad drivers, highways with two different names (128 is I-95, for all you out-of-staters), Dunkin Donuts, wicked bad gramma, friggin cold winters, wicked hot summers, unpredictable weather, and people who hate the New York Yankees.
by Steve1988 September 14, 2005
by soske November 4, 2006
I want to make fun of people from Massachusetts, so I'm going to make an urban dictionary entry for Massachusettes, 'cause I'm a huge douche.
by assachusetts June 3, 2009
State where I was born, live in, and mostly likely will die in. The best state in the United States. It is a cold place in the winter months but never gets too hot and it is not as heavily taxed as most states these days, it is 34th out of 50 making the Taxachusetts insult obsolete now. It has more culture than the rest of New England, great universities, and an exstensive amount of history.
by hasafienda January 18, 2005
Home to quite a few sports teams, such as the Boston Red Sox, New England Patriots, Boston Celtics, Boston Bruins, Worcester Ice Cats, and a bunch of other less important ones. The first perfect game of baseball was pitched in Worcester (my hometown). Also, Robert Cormier, and Esther Forbes, both famous authors are from Worcester. Massachusetts is home to one of the most famous orchestras in the world (Boston Pops), one of only five in the US which have starting salary's of $100,000. Also, MA is home to the only institution in the North East dedicated to the collection, preservation, exhibition, and interpretation of arms and armor. (Higgins Armory Museum-Worcester) Worcester also houses the nation's "finest pre-Civil War concert hall," Mechanics Hall. Massachusetts played a very important part in the development of the American nation, beginning with the Pilgrims. Also, there were the Salem Witch Trials, the Battles of Concord and Lexington, , the Boston Tea Party, and all those things you learn in American History class. Massachusetts is also the first state to allow gay marriages, much to the chagrin of many residents. There are gay festivals held in Boston Common every summer. I accidentally walked into one unknowingly... Also, Massachusetts is a great example of the renowned 'Crazy New England Weather.' Theres snow in the winter (a LOT), it gets WICKED HOT in the summer, there is beautiful foliage in the fall, and pretty blossoms in the spring. Terms from this region include WICKED, FRIGGIN, which can be used separately, or together (WICKED FRIGGIN), BUBBLER (water fountain), JIMMIES (sprinkles), UEY (u turn), Candlepin Bowling, COMMON (park in the middle of the city), and CELLAR (basement). Massachusetts has in it a bunch of important universities, such as Harvard, MIT, Wellesley, WPI, and Tufts. As well as like 12345 other colleges and universities...I mean theres more colleges in my city then there are in the whole state of Alaska, I'm not even kidding!
I live in Massachusetts, as opposed to, you living in Massachusetts...Chargoggamanchaugagoggcharbunnagungamog... aka...Webster Lake
by Er!ca August 31, 2005