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mashing potatoes 

Usually takes place after a heavy night of drinking. This is where the female will stop at nothing and is desperate to have sex. Completely neglecting the fact that you may have whiskey dick, she vigorous "mashes" her vagina into your penis in hopes of stimulating a flaccid erection
"Man, Dana was mashing potatoes all night long"
mashing potatoes by tyson86 August 10, 2007

Mashing Potatoes 

"John, what have you been doing your forearms are massive?"
"Oh you know just mashing potatoes"
Mashing Potatoes by Crystalgeek March 21, 2013

Mashing Potatoes 

The sexual act of two men violently slamming or grinding their testicles against each other.
Ryan ruptured one of his balls again last night while he was mashing potatoes with Tommy.
Mashing Potatoes by Bobbyvento October 12, 2021

MaShInG PoTaToEs 

Def1: when a girl decides to mash your potatoes, then add the butter and milk to make it taste good.
Def2: when ur mummy says dinner time and you run upstairs to smell potatoe in the air
Girlllll stap mashin my potatoes or ill skittle biscuit you! MaShInG PoTaToEs
Mom did you make mashed potatoes?
MaShInG PoTaToEs by iuahfirhahiuwh December 18, 2018

Mashing Potatoes 

When your having sex with a girl and she squirts on your face then you throw up.
I was mashing potatoes last night then had to take a shower to wash the filth off .

Mashing the potatoes 

When during a blowjob the female/male giving the blowjob grabs a hold around the ball sac and crushes the balls.

Often done by people with "cbt" fetishes (check wiki) and also dominatrices.
"You cant believe how great it felt when Linda and I tried something new, she really likes Mashing the potatoes. It really spiced up our marriage and felt great."
Mashing the potatoes by FilledZac November 22, 2019
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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