mash potatoes

to crush ones testicles

"Ouch bollocks!, i just sat down funny and mashed my potatoes"

by Dan D July 11, 2005

mash potatoes

Meaning a man and a woman that are white and are exchanging their liquids until it looks like mashed potatoes.

Sally made mash potatoes last night with Jim.

by sillywilly1313 June 18, 2014

mash potatoes

to say good bye or see you at a later period in the day (when you leave,depart from a place, dwelling or any other area which you frequent with your friends, brothers, sisters, gang, crew, or homies) n.b. can be shortened to mash or used with any other kind of potato e.g. jacket/boiled/baked/roast/sweet potatoes

safe kids, i've got to go, mash potata - see ya lata

by maximus tentius April 20, 2004

Cat mash potatoes

When custy ass lice infested cat hair gets in ur shitty ass watered down mashed potatoes that have no flavor

These taste like cat mash potatoes they are f**Ken nasty

Gabe is a waste yute

by Barbra Brando March 6, 2019

Pillowy Mounds of Mash Potatoes

A naughty fetish of Philip Banks in the famous american sitcom "Fresh Prince of Bel Air".

"I can't give up my favorite foods cold turkey. Oh my god. Turkey with pillowy mounds of mash potatoes."

by papasito6 May 21, 2017

Mash potatoe

When a man penis is not getting firm and he is trying every which way to over come his softness of the penis.

I can't believe he had nerves to talk all this sex talk on what he was going to do in bed with me, but he was mash potatoe, cover his face in shame.

by Soft dick May 29, 2019

snakes and mashpotatoes

two things that do not go together; does not make sense

An expression often said

"Snakes and mashpotatoes! What was I thinking?"

"Aw snakes and mashpotatoes!"

by Blessed to NESS February 21, 2017