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Maselino 

I can’t simply tell you enough about how gay a name can be. Being named Maselino is truly a shame, if you are named Maselino, I apologise on behalf of every non Maselino in the world. For we are sorry. We know it is tough being astronomically lower than another at basketball but let me tell you this. If you are named Maselino, just know that now and forever, that you will never be better than a handsome, masculine, strong and sexy man named Waylon at basketball both skilfully and fundamentally.
“Is that Maselino? Damn, must be tough losing to Waylon all the time
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maselino 

Maselino is the most vibrant, beautiful man to ever step foot on the earth, a natural born king and not to mention, ladies man he is soon to be the greatest baller that ever stepped foot in the nba. Defense (99+) Offense (99+) they say when he enters a room the atmoshpere changes due to high intensity pressure he is truly a god living in the body of a human
Mr steal yo girl, Maselino

The greatest man to ever live,Maselino

God of Roblox,Maselino
maselino by Regards, God November 8, 2021
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Madelino 

A beautiful and caring girl with very pretty brown eyes. Doesn't like hurting peoples feelings so says "I'm just kidding." a lot. Enjoys Mike and Ikes and Seltzer Water. Spicy like doritos flamas.
Dude who is that girl with those sick brown eyes?
Oh thats the spanish Madelino chick.
Madelino by bobsberry October 30, 2019
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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