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Maselino 

I can’t simply tell you enough about how gay a name can be. Being named Maselino is truly a shame, if you are named Maselino, I apologise on behalf of every non Maselino in the world. For we are sorry. We know it is tough being astronomically lower than another at basketball but let me tell you this. If you are named Maselino, just know that now and forever, that you will never be better than a handsome, masculine, strong and sexy man named Waylon at basketball both skilfully and fundamentally.
“Is that Maselino? Damn, must be tough losing to Waylon all the time”
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Maselino is the most vibrant, beautiful man to ever step foot on the earth, a natural born king and not to mention, ladies man he is soon to be the greatest baller that ever stepped foot in the nba. Defense (99+) Offense (99+) they say when he enters a room the atmoshpere changes due to high intensity pressure he is truly a god living in the body of a human
Mr steal yo girl, Maselino

The greatest man to ever live,Maselino

God of Roblox,Maselino
maselino by Regards, God November 8, 2021
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Madelino 

A beautiful and caring girl with very pretty brown eyes. Doesn't like hurting peoples feelings so says "I'm just kidding." a lot. Enjoys Mike and Ikes and Seltzer Water. Spicy like doritos flamas.
Dude who is that girl with those sick brown eyes?
Oh thats the spanish Madelino chick.
Madelino by bobsberry October 30, 2019

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026