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Mary j is one of the most beautiful and greatest person u will ever meet. She is very geeky and passionate about music.

She can spend all day at home listening to her music, watching movies, eating and just staying in her pj’s.

You can trust her with all your secrets since she is very trustworthy.
I met this girl who is such a mary j.
Mary j by WaTErpArKSfAN July 13, 2018
Slang for Marrijuana.
You can tell his only friend is Mary J.
Mary J. by Ty D September 17, 2005

mary j. bilge 

Very dirty bong water, much like that of bilgewater in a ship
Toby refuses to replace the Mary J. Bilge in his bong because he considers it wasteful.
mary j. bilge by FreestyleScientist December 23, 2022

mary j. blige 

A highly successful Singer from Yonkers New York who, along with super producer Sean "Puffy" Combs, originated the style of music known as Hip Hop Soul. She came to fame in the 90's and is often compared to great soul singers such as Billie Holiday, Aretha Franklin and Chaka Khan due to her raw emotive style of singing.

Also known as the Queen of Hip Hop Soul.
When I'm having a rough day, I'll put on some Mary J. Blige and that makes it better. That and a drink.
mary j. blige by Garland January 9, 2008

Mary J Blige 

a singer coming from Bronx...the queen of hip-hop soul....she is well kown and respected in the biz.She released 7 albums...the newest is the breakthrough which has sold in nearly 3 millions copies world wide.
Mary J Blige
real love
be without you
family affair
no more drama
you remind me
Mary J Blige by justine1988 September 7, 2008

Mary J flowers 

I got a bouquet of mary j flowers
Mary J flowers by weezy11745 December 9, 2009
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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