db1212's definitions

Martined

When a guy is using both hands to hold on to a shed's rafters and his legs are resting on a females shoulders while receiving a roughly given supertrooper blowjob.

Kim can't sing the National Anthem at the game Friday because she got martined last night and cant even talk.

by db1212 February 24, 2015

Frontpack

When a fat person's gut is hanging down over their pants making it look like they are wearing a heavy backpack backwards on the front of their body.

I would bang Stefania, but her frontpack would get in the way.

by db1212 February 25, 2015