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marszalek 

This is a proud last name from polish origins. If you’re friends with this person they’re often very fun to be around. They’re very protective of other Marszaleks and will create strong bonds with anyone who is nice to them. Don’t dare double cross these people for they are often classified as crazy. But somehow, you’ll still love them.
Good job on inviting the Marszaleks dude, they were the life of the party.
marszalek by Silverissues January 22, 2018
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marsalese 

a person who has an excessive interest in or admiration of themselves.
I WISH WE COULD LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO BE A MARSALESE.
marsalese by Supercalafragil July 4, 2018

Patrick Marsalek 

The perfect guy. Massive dick. Great with the ladies. Best athlete in the world
Brett: Damn my girl was snathced
Bob: By who?!
Brett: Patrick Marsalek
Bob: Damn dawg you better back off
Patrick Marsalek by PGPFPGPGPGPG January 14, 2019

manžálek 

A big chad Who is so cooll
You can be a manžálek, but you must do a manžálek test(it is secret And send it to Link jteckamarschalek@gmail.com
Person 1:hey do you know manžálek
Person 2: of course he is chad
manžálek by 1mardash July 19, 2020
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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