marmite hairs Share definition Flag Sticky sweaty and slightly shitty hairs that stick your arse cheeks together like Velcro. You could hear the twang of marmite hairs releasing as Rob's fat hairy arse cheeks separated when he bent over. marmite hairs by Shittydick March 4, 2015 0 0 Get merch Get the marmite hairs mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch