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(noun): Mark Conn}: a narcissistic fraudulent person who seeks out generous people as an easy mark and will con and deceive them out of their [money, love, time and attention. They leave their victims flabbergasted, broken and broke and give no fucks about their unethical asshole behavior. Mark Conns tend to heavily drink whiskey and play poker until their house is foreclosed.
Synonyms: swindler, grifter, drifter, loser, hater, bully, cheater, hustler, con-man, credit hacker

(verb): to get Mark Conn'd}.: When an innocent person is seen as mark or easy target and then they are conned, played and deceived via romance, charm or pity for their own pathetic lives into getting all the innocent person'[s money, love, time and attention. Fraud.
Present Tense: Mark Conn, Mark Conning; Past Tense: Mark Conn'd

(adjective): Mark Connish}: When some [asshole you meet shows [Mark Conn} prey-like behaviors or traits and you are afraid of getting swindled and conned.
Example Mark Conn Noun: "Did you hear about Mark Conn? He totally took that lady for all she was worth! What a dick."
Example Mark Conn'd Verb: "OMG that guy took your ass for a ride and took all your money and time. Yo, you got Mark Conn'd!"
Example Mark Connish Adjective: "I got a bad feeling about your new boyfriend. I think he's Mark Connish and will steal and play you. I think you should call the 5-0 and block his number."
mark conn by rancod22 August 16, 2017
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Mark Connor 

OH MY GOD, that kid is such a Mark Connor!
Mark Connor by ShannonSloan October 22, 2010

Mark O’Connor

The name of a megachad who gets every girl in sight.
Damn, I’m going on a date with Lindsay tonight, I’m such a Mark O’Connor
Mark O’Connor by anonymous November 21, 2021
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026