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mischief managed 

By using these words you can end any conversation, denote the finish of a project, or excuse yourself from any situation with authority. It's almost like... magic.
"I'll see you guys on Tuesday at 5:00. Mischief managed!"

"Finally the dishes are done! Mischief managed!"

"Professor Snape is coming, put away the Marauder's Map! Mischief managed!"

Mischief Managed 

Phrase used to 'close' the Marauders Map, making it blank and causing it to appear as a normal piece of parchment until the words "I solemnly swear I am up to no good" are spoken, which activate it. (Part of the Harry Potter book series)
"As Sirius Black noticed Snivellus Snape come around the corner, he cried 'Mischief Managed' and the Marauders Map became blank."

mangagement ring 

An engagement ring worn by a man. Often worn by men in a relationship with a more progressive partner. Usually applies to heterosexual couples. Man + Engagement Ring= Mangagement ring
Dude A: What is that ring all about, I didn't think you were married?
Dude B: We just got engaged, but she wanted me to wear a ring as well
Dude A: Wow, she has you wearing a mangagement ring
Mangaled

1: A ball less man led to the slaughter by a woman.
2: A man that treats a woman like a queen only to be left in the dirt, raped, pillaged and beaten and left for dead like the useless dog he is.
Man did ya see what happened to Joe blow over there. He gave that woman his all and she left him high and dry with nothing but empty pockets. He was mangaled! Shit ain't right man!
MANGALED by MavrickSauls July 4, 2010

Mangagement Ring 

The ring given when a woman proposes marriage to a man. Often seen as immasculating.
When Marsha proposed to Steve she presented his mangagement ring. He then said yes yes a thousand times yes. He then proceeded to put on a fancy dress and bake some cookies.
Mangagement Ring by Jomo0229 March 3, 2022

managed to death 

A politically correct sounding euphemistic term to describe the failure of a company owing to poor management.
foobar.com fell apart the other day - it was managed to death.
managed to death by ke6isf July 23, 2004