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manblanking

The process of men phasing out while women speak.
Example 1:
While Vicky was talking, Jan manblanked, not listening to a single word she said.

Example 2:
Vicky: "Don't you agree?"
Jan: "Sorry, what?"
Vicky: "Are you manblanking me again?!"
manblanking by MightyBooshers November 4, 2018

man blanket 

a woman who constantly drapes herself over a man.
Lisa is such a man blanket after a few drinks.
man blanket by Reggie Hammer February 24, 2005

Mudblanket 

When you feel really REALLY guilty about something that just happened and got caught red handed, or of a really strong memory old or new that brings negatively strong emotions. Also a devastating felling of embarrassment that you can't shake off. to look real stupid in public. The heavy and tingling feeling you get on your body (-.-)
After I was caught talking behind Rupert's back I was wearin' a real heavy {mudblanket} the whole day 'till I got fired!

=The heavy and tingling feeling you get on your body the second after the embarrassing incident

manbasket 

The skin sack that holds testicles and sometimes gets itchy and sweaty.
My friend was showing off riding his quad, he landed on the gas cap fill tube and ripped his manbasket open.
manbasket by Danny Manbasket July 12, 2006

Electric Man Blanket 

For use in the Winter Months, a male that goes to bed about an hour before you (to warm it up), cuddles you throughout the night and leaves and hour before you wake up. Much, much like the "Winter Boyfriend" but a lot less maintenance.

Also good to keep you warm when your gaming.

Often referred to as an E.M.B.
Gosh my beds cold but I don't want to have to pick up a dude." "Electric Man Blanket?" "Mmmm EMB