man yogurt
man yogurt by Mike Sarno October 15, 2003
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Man Yogurt
Man Yogurt by theredcup September 8, 2019
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man yogurt • yogurt man • Poor Man's Yogurt • man yoghurt • Mayogurt • Mean Yogurt • man • man whore • man child • man slut
man-yogurt
-Cody: Maaan that man-yogurt totally knocked me up yesterday!!
-John: You know man-yogurt makes you manly man!
-Ray: Yea man lets get some!!
-JohnYea because we are so unmanly man!
-Ray: Totally, but we cannot tell anyone, K?!
-John: Why though?
-Ray: Because it semen...
-John: Heck Yea...we could get pregnant, lets goo!!
-Ray: Yeaaa boi...all homo!!
-John: You know man-yogurt makes you manly man!
-Ray: Yea man lets get some!!
-JohnYea because we are so unmanly man!
-Ray: Totally, but we cannot tell anyone, K?!
-John: Why though?
-Ray: Because it semen...
-John: Heck Yea...we could get pregnant, lets goo!!
-Ray: Yeaaa boi...all homo!!
man-yogurt by DOUCHe Lord January 25, 2011
yogurt man
The yogurt man is a very sexy person made of yogurt that seduces you and brings them to their yogurt strip club to then yogurt the shit out of you ;) until you pass out and turn you into a yogurt stripper. This cult is very exclusive and the yogurt man only chooses who he believes would make the best yogurt strippers it's an honor to be one ;)
Person 1: Oh shit what happened to out bro
Person 2: bro got seduced by yogurt man and is now a yogurt stripper for life :(
Person 2: bro got seduced by yogurt man and is now a yogurt stripper for life :(
yogurt man by y.o.g.u.r.t. m.a.n. May 18, 2021
Poor Man's Yogurt
Poor Man's Yogurt by margsanger May 28, 2016
Man Yoghurt
Man Yoghurt by Tund March 6, 2008
man yoghurt
Guy 1: Did you see Jon shoot a big load of man yoghurt on Cindy's face?!
Guy 2: Man, Cindy was so surprised!
Guy 2: Man, Cindy was so surprised!
man yoghurt by Entropia December 14, 2008
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