man sock 

where you put your manjelly when there are no papertowels a foot.

you're such a slob, you and your man sock and your ferret

man sock by marky massacre January 17, 2008

Sock man dan 

When one of your perverted friends puts a sock on his penis for fun or for pleasure

“Hey did you hear ___ did sock man dan last night”

Sock man dan by Sock man dan July 30, 2023

sock man 

When a man strips naked, places a sock over his cock and balls and walks around in the presence of others. Usually performed at parties by intoxicated individuals for shock value and laughs. Individuals performing "Sock Man" frequently have their clothes stolen while in the act, or are forcefully removed from the party into the street.

Did you see Sock Man at the party last night? We stole his clothes, threw him out in the street and locked the door. We found him alseep in the alley this morning under a welcome mat.

sock man by DarkRob2000 April 23, 2006

The.Sock.Man 

A user on the app Tiktok and tumblr. Moderately famous, and plenty of moots. Goes by he/him and has green hair. He is an artist, and posts art on Tumblr.

"Whats your favorite tiktoker?"

"Probably The.sock.man"

"That one guy? Yeah he's pretty cool

The.Sock.Man by Axel69420hernandez November 29, 2022