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man light 

A light fixture which is turned on to cast a sufficient amount of light in one's immediate area to emphasize the heterosexual nature of time spent together by two or more males.

Under no circumstances may man lights be a lava lamp, candle(s), or anything which can be considered "mood lighting". Propane lanterns or fires are okay, however.

Typically used when watching TV or during a man date.
Hey dude, turn on a man light or two when you get those beers.
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Light-Saba Man-Sewery

Also known as Saba Mansouri, she is known for eating apples, borrowing Aden's earphones, and sharing pictures of her ass on the socials. Some people call her name by Light-Saba, as it seems to put a little giggle on peoples faces because of its similarity to the word lightsaber. No one calls her last name Man-Sewery, I just thought I might add it to the defintion for, as the kids like to say, for the lols.
Woah, is that Light-Saba Man-Sewery? Don't have an apple around her, she'll fucking feast the whole thing in a second.

red light green light swag bye or wassup man 

an important lyric from our national anthem (stray kids n/s) that can be used to respond to anything especially to change, or get out of a conversation
jisung: hey man wanna hear a joke-
woojin: red light green light swag bye or wassup man
jisung: i
woojin: bye.

manlights 

Sally: That guy has some blonde streaks in his hair. Wanda: Oh Honey! Those are manlights!

Everitt, I see you had your manlights touched up this weekend at the salon.
manlights by Shanabanana April 1, 2008

manlightenment 

When a male becomes enlightened by a female. The opposite of mansplaining.
Michael went through a moment of manlightenment when his wife Helen explained why it was important for him to put the toilet seat down.
manlightenment by Samson Jargonistes February 13, 2024