Man Fix

The throwing or banging of an object in an attempt to fix it.

Son: "Dad the playstations not working!!!!"
Dad: "Here let me have a look at that..... god damn thing won't... god what the fuck is wrong with this." (This is generally the part where the banging upon the object, or the throwing begins.)
Son: "Dad you're Man Fix broke my fucking playstation..."
Mom: "Told you so"

by 1118 September 22, 2009

Fixtures man

A UK cult hero, courtesy of the popular TV show 'Soccer AM'. Mainly famous for:

'Boom boom boom, let me hear you say fixtures!'

'Like theeeeeeeeeese'

Dude did you see Fixtures man on Saturday? He is the best person ever.

by Bababbaba January 1, 2005

Fixtures man

to totaly interlectual higher in the feild of english football.
to be argumentative and become enraged if not said to be correct.

"that kid is a fixtures man" or "he is never going to be a fixtures man"

by Crazy brazen February 10, 2004

fixtures man

A sexy biatch who never backs down when chllenged to an argument about premiership (spl and enligsh) football.

"Hey, you don't know more about football then me, i'm fixtures man" or "you no nothing, you ain't no fixtures man"

by Fixtures Man April 27, 2004

Manfixing

When a Man explains to a Woman how to fix her problem when she did not ask for a solution

Her: "It is a pain, <insert issue here>

Him, assuming <issue> is a problem that needs fixing: "All you have to do is <insert solution here>"

Her, in a sarcastic tone: "Thanks for manfixing my issue"

by Chewbyka February 14, 2017