MAN CRY - WHEN YOU ARE WATCHING A CERTAIN PART OF A MOVIE OR SOMETHING EMOTIONAL HAPPENS IN YOUR LIFE AND YOU SHED TEARS - IT MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE A GIRL BUT YOU CAN'T HELP IT
HE - trying to cover a sniffling sound - wet stuff out of eye sockets - his man cry
SHE - honey, are you crying?
HE - I GOT SOMETHING STUCK IN MY EYE
SHE - honey, are you crying?
HE - I GOT SOMETHING STUCK IN MY EYE
by BUFFALOKILL March 04, 2011
1. When a person experiences all of the physiological and emotional changes (i.e., body chills, runny nose, heightened awareness of one's throat and chest, and/or feelings of sadness) that typically occur when one cries without any obvious external signs to inform others.
I must admit that the movie Changeling was responsible for initiating a man cry. My wife and others present, however, were completely oblivious to my state of being.
by Ph.unk D.octor May 10, 2010
A manly cry, not un-manly at all. A cry in which the man sheds a tear but does not make any noise. Some say the man cry is a myth, it has however been proven by many to be real.
If you are emotionally hurt by a friend of the opposite sex, you man cry.
If your turtle dies, you man cry.
If your turtle dies, you man cry.
by Grasshopper/BDS July 29, 2011
To be emotionally or physically sad enough you feel the need to cry, but don't because you're a man.
by Gervior April 14, 2009
Guy 1: Dude did you see Bruce Willis' Man Cry at the end of Armageddon?
Guy 2: Hell Yeah! It was awesome.
Guy 2: Hell Yeah! It was awesome.
by Just another man. February 15, 2010
When a man sits down and crys for a minimum of 5 minutes about something he doesn't want anyone else to know.
Bobby: Where were you at lunch yesterday?
Dave: Oh sorry. Don't tell anyone, but I had myself a man-cry about Jenny.
Dave: Oh sorry. Don't tell anyone, but I had myself a man-cry about Jenny.
by Brianna_Ashlee September 17, 2009
"Honey, would you like to say hello to my mother?"
"No thanks dear, I'm making the bald man cry."
"I live with a monster" (etc)
"No thanks dear, I'm making the bald man cry."
"I live with a monster" (etc)
by Bonny lad November 11, 2004