man breathing 

Man farts. Farting perpetually. Usually proppeled by eggs, chili, beans, corn, apples, cheese, garlic, onions, and beer. A lot of beer! Smells real healthy.

Principal Mortimer's man breathing set off the smoke alarms in the gym by the end of the hour long assembly.

man breathing by [e-mail] May 14, 2009

Beating a man to death with a shovel 

A mistake commonly made by gardeners who can't tell a client from their garden.

Onlooker: WHY THE HELL ARE YOU BEATING A MAN TO DEATH WITH A SHOVEL?

Gardener: What man?

Beating a man to death with a shovel by WordsyBoi March 11, 2023

Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis. 

A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis

Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.

Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis. by JewishCock August 21, 2021

Manbreathing 

A term intended to satirize multiple causes which have grown popular amongst feminists in recent years that basically boil down to unfairly making men walk on eggshells, reasons and motivations for which are usually blown vastly out of proportion if not outright fabricated.

Stacey: "God Ashley, did you hear Mark during the conference, today?"

Ashley: "I know, manspreading and mansplaining is one thing, but manbreathing, Ugh! That's the worst offense men can commit! Did you know, the American Association of Uncited Statistics claims that men breathe seventy-five times the amount of air women do in a whole day?"

Stacey: "Yeah, I confronted my husband about it yesterday, asking him to stop breathing for a while to give women more air to breathe. But then, he's all like 'OH, WAAAAHHHH, I CAN'T DO THAT, I'LL DIE! WAHHHH MY WIDDWE WUNGS CAN'T GO A FEW DAYS WITHOUT THE PWECIOUS AAAAAIIIIIWWWWW! WAH!' can you believe that?"

Ashley: "That's what happens when you grow up privilleged; equality will look like oppression to you."

Manbreathing by CuteBoy56 June 20, 2018

Manbreathing 

Manbreathing is when a man intentionally breathes obnoxiously loud, as a way to dominate the air and intimidate women into being silent. Manbreathing can be intensified if the man has just done something strenuous, so not only is he intimidating a women into silence he is also proclaiming himself to be physically stronger and is now physically intimidating the poor defenceless woman into obedience.

Little girls are having a random conversation*
Random male breathes*
Little Girls say to him "FUCK YOU CIS WHITE MALE STOP MANBREATHING YOU SEXIST! WOMEN CAN TALK DATE SHOWS 100% OF ALL MEN THAT ARE RAPISTS ARE RAPISTS"
Man says ''what?"

Manbreathing by DirtyKneeGar March 24, 2017

Manbreathing 

When A Man Breathes

"That Man Is Sexist Beacuse He Steals Oxygen From Women"

"Stop Manbreathing You Dick"

Manbreathing by Average_Gamer August 3, 2017

Manbreathing 

When a man breathes

Mark stop Manbreathing on me

Manbreathing by Dr Ebola Cat April 24, 2019