malp you

'May I help you?" in a more convenient form. Particularly useful for bartenders, waitstaff, and others in the service industry.

"Malp you?"
"Whiskey on the rocks, please."

by Smashleighs November 11, 2013

malpyouse

contraction of the phrase "May I help you?" or "May I help youse?"

Employee of Southside Taco Bell, Pueblo, Colorado: "Wal-come to Southside Taco Bells. Malpyouse?"

by smacfoo October 13, 2004