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malp you

'May I help you?" in a more convenient form. Particularly useful for bartenders, waitstaff, and others in the service industry.
"Malp you?"
"Whiskey on the rocks, please."
by Smashleighs November 11, 2013
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malpyouse

contraction of the phrase "May I help you?" or "May I help youse?"
Employee of Southside Taco Bell, Pueblo, Colorado: "Wal-come to Southside Taco Bells. Malpyouse?"
by smacfoo October 13, 2004
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