dead mall

An enclosed or open-air shopping center with a high vacancy rate, most likely completely shut down. If not shut down, the mall's main anchors must be hanging on for dear life. Dead malls are usually torn down to make way for a lifestyle center.

Brenda: "Hey Harold, the Urbantown Center mall's main anchors just shut down! I wonder what'll happen now since its a dead mall!"

Harold: "As I said, it'll be run over by a nasty lifestyle center."

by zRxvr March 28, 2022

Eastland Mall

A mall that at one time didn't need new life on site, since people loved going there and skating at the ice rink. There is nothing that will replace it, no matter what gets built there now. Somebody thought it would be better if it crumbled than if it was still standing, and people allowed it to happen, the same way they did Thunder Road.

Eastland Mall didn't really need to be lost, and there's not anything they could build that would replace it. Sometimes something was already done right once, then somebody came along trying to destroy it, and it won't ever be right again, it's gone.

by Solid Mantis May 2, 2021

National makeout in a changing room or mall day

ON JUNE 29th u and ur partner will makeout in a mall or changing room in a store or a mall

Riley-Hey it’s June 29th National makeout in a changing room or mall day let’s go to the changing rooms

Eliana-Alr let’s go then

by Idkimcrazylol June 25, 2022

Taken to the outlet mall

A euphemism for being captured by fast zombies.

We're very sorry, sir, but it seems Major Bill has been taken to the outlet mall.

by Mateo incognito November 24, 2008

designated mall

This is the mall that is the closest to your house. The one you visit often.

I'm going to stonecrest mall, it's only ten minutes away from my house. Discover mills is to far it's not my designated mall.

by Princessofdasouth July 30, 2016

Mall crawlin

Goin to the mall to hang out with friends

Let’s go mall crawlin

by Lil lil pp January 18, 2022

Mall Muscles

Muscle groups that become especially developed with habitual shopping.

(After five hours of mall shopping)

Girl 1: Man I am so sore carrying all these bags for so long.

Girl 2: I know right - don't forget all that walking. We totally just had a workout.

Girl 1: Yeah our "mall muscles" let's get a real out out in tomorrow morning! Let's go for a run?

Girl 2: You are crazy girl.

by Tehefvriyoas January 2, 2014