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someone who offers toothpicks at any time

someone who says shhhh and then makes a fighting pose
stranger: can i have a toothpick

malajaja: Sure, I carry toothpicks with me everywhere I go.
by Need Toothpicks November 07, 2013
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Aug 3 Word of the Day
Condition which causes you to place an Amazon order, then shortly after remember something else you needed and place another order.
Wow, 10 Amazon boxes showed up on my door today. My Amazheimer's must be acting up again.

Person 1: Bro, your Amazheimer's is getting out of control.
Person 2: It's OK, I have Prime.
by SamboMayhem August 01, 2020
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