mainstream clothes

The common, typical items of clothing especially worn by teenagers. These clothes consist of:

-Superdry
-Hollister
-Abercrombie and Fitch
-Jack Wills
-Mustard Chinos (boys)
-Jeans
-Polo shirts

The average teenager would be seen wearing these.

Person One: Today, whilst in town, I saw 46 Superdry coats and 27 boys wearing those Topman mustard chinos.

Person Two: Urgh, god. Yeah everybody at the minute is wearing stuff like Hollister and Jack Wills. I can't stand all the mainstream clothes!

mainstream clothes by thecrazygingerchap June 1, 2011

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Mainstream Clothes

When I pay attention to other teenagers I mostly see them wearing Aeropostale, American Eagle, Hollister, and Abercrombie and Fitch. They probably wear some other shit but I don't notice their clothes type unless they have fucking "HOLLISTER" Stamped across their small ass boobs or their chest.

Mainstream clothes mostly look horrible on people.

Mainstream Clothes by ifuckinglovemyself December 6, 2011

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022

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joybait

excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting

adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹

joybait by whatdoespseudonymevenmean October 17, 2025

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