junk mail

the obscure sexual act referring to gloryholing through a mailbox slot in someone's door. first refereed to in cyanide and happiness comic #2373

steve: hows the mailman going john?

john: awesome, dropped off my package in my neighbor's door yesterday, gave them some junk mail.

steve:aw, tha's nastyyy.

by GotAPackageForYou April 2, 2011

Junk Mail

Gloryholing through a mailbox slot.

Guy 1: So you get yo dick sucked last night?

Guy 2: Yeah, but i didn't feel like looking at her face so I junk mailed her.

by JV25 April 2, 2011

p-mail

When you excuse yourself to use the bathroom and, while away, pause to check your e-mail.

What took you so long? I was on a p-mail break.

by JPK11 January 25, 2009

Porn Mail

Receiving unsolicited links to porn from a friend or co-worker as a prank. Primarily done as a way to frame the recipient of viewing pornographic material while still at work/school.

"Mr. Weed, I can explain. I've been a victim of porn mail, I'm not even gay!"

by RustyNailTermz November 20, 2020

Delivering the mail

An assassination attempt.

"That bad blood is delivering the mail, no more direct message than bullet in the brain."

by Zed Numar July 30, 2021

Individual fan mail

To write to each fan individually to show love and respect for the support that was given.

Individual fan mail just be patient.

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd July 18, 2020

fe-mail address

A fake e-mail address used for blog sites, sweepstakes, and retail establishments that require an e-mail address to complete an entry

I just use my fe-mail address when I signed up on that one website. I'm not using my real email address and have my inbox full of spam

by mastertrainer1978 March 20, 2011