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magnet balls 

Usually occurs after a long day of work or when the temperature outside reaches ball sweating level. Once the sweating of the balls begins then they become sticky and seem to attract strait to one leg. The nut sack must then be separated from the leg it is joined to only to stick back to that leg or to the other. This is usually cured by applying powder. Warning: applying too much powder can cause a dough ball to form in areas around the nuts. Very uncomfortable.
Man it was so hot today I got a bad case of magnet balls. They just didn't want to stay off my legs. So I went to the bathroom, had to wipe the sweat from around my sack, and powder them up.
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magnet ball 

typically used in basketball where a team or player simply cannot miss a shot no matter the difficulty, hence the term magnet ball.
magnet ball by YoungBomba August 8, 2024

Magnet Ball 

A term for basketball scenarios where a team (typically the opposing team of the speaker) make most, if not all, of their shots, this term can be used whenever the opposing team in question starts to make their jump-shots after having terrible shooting splits or whenever they make so many jump-shots it becomes unreal.
These shots only include shots that occur with a jump-shot, such as a mid-range, fadeaway, or three-pointers.
Timberwolves Fan: "Bro, the Denver Nuggets are playing Magnet Ball right now.."
Magnet Ball by psudonyms May 6, 2024

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008