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Mage Status

When you consume enough cans of beer so that when they are stacked one on top of another, they surpass your height. The stack of beer cans is taped together to create a staff - the ultimate symbol of drinking intenseness. Once mage status is reached, that person is a guaranteed boss.

Also known as Wizard Status.
-Fuck boys we are so gonna acchieve mage status tommorow.

-What a boss, he acchieved mage status
Mage Status by ...riel... May 4, 2011
Words you can keep

sten mage 

An obeese man with no life skills eccept taking moms car to the drivethrue but cant fit. Sten mage eats a lot of burgers and mountain dew. When he is not eating or sleeping he is jakking it to kinder egg addson youtube.
if you keep eating and mastubaiting to me you´ll be like sten mage.
im so hungry i could eat half of what what sten mage eats between breakfast and lunch
sten mage by Anus åpneren September 23, 2020

Sha-mage 

In World of Warcraft game if a mage doesn't block when it's needed to, he's called sha-mage.
- Nice mage.
- Nope, just another sha-mage.
Sha-mage by Shamage November 30, 2009

Angry/horny srs mage

A wannabe occultist, typically male or male identifying, that's angry because they are sexually repressed due to their maladjusted personality and their magick no longer works well.
Man, that Korbin is an angry/horny srs mage! He should have a spa day.
Angry/horny srs mage by Veroxi September 11, 2021

Presh Magesh 

OMG your cat's are so presh magesh.
Presh Magesh by xshavox July 27, 2010
"Magesh" means that "Lord Shiva". In Hindu religion Lord Shiva gives strength , power ,superiority and Victory over Enemies.
He is a God of Hindus.
Incredibles

Super power

Magesh The Saver.

Magesh makes anything at anytime.
magesh by Mageshwaran November 9, 2005

black mages 

A japanese band, whose leader is no other than Nobuo Uematsu, the composer of Final Fantasy-music. Black Mages music is commonly Heavy Metal versions of the original Final Fantasy battle musics.
"The way Battle Mages treated Matoya's Cave song is awesome!"
black mages by Yooha August 27, 2005
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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