(Maori for Swampland Swampland)
SadLonely little town in North Island, New Zealand. The only entertainment is Fights outside Broadway Burger Bar on Saturday nights when the only pub closes and smoking tweed. The biggest local club is the Matamata dole blugers club which has many members. The people are an angry lot so watch yourself but your be best to get yourself to the bus stop if you ever find your self there its up by the KFC (run boy run!!!).
Man its sucks living in Afganistan but at lest its better than Matamata.
I went to Matamata the otherday all the bitches were bare foot and pregnant and all the dudes wanted a rumble.
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.