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maddy and maria in love 

a move that only the best can use. you take the breast of your opposing female compannion. then you must lead her in the second stall closest to the door in the upstairs bathroom. after you must look her in the eye and say how much you love her. only then will you be able to be preform a maddy and maria in love.

this technique focuses mostly on the gentleness of love and titays.
if you are not experianced do not try this move. it could be dangerous and harmful to those around you in the second bathroom stall closest to the door in the upstairs bathroom.

anyway after you have your girl's titay you must hold her close until she start to yelp, that is the maddy part. then you must not let her go, this is the maria part. and then when you make sweet love that it the in love part

and that is how a maddy and maria in love works
"hey those two girls didn't happen to be doing maddy and maria in love?"
"oh i don't know, are they pulling a maddy and maria and making love?"
"oh yeah they are never mind."
"hey wanna join in?"
"ya know it baby cakes."
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maddy and maria in love 

a move that only the best can use. you take the breast of your opposing female compannion. then you must lead her in the second stall closest to the door in the upstairs bathroom. after you must look her in the eye and say how much you love her. only then will you be able to be preform a maddy and maria in love.

this technique focuses mostly on the gentleness of love and titays.
if you are not experianced do not try this move. it could be dangerous and harmful to those around you in the second bathroom stall closest to the door in the upstairs bathroom.

anyway after you have your girl's titay you must hold her close until she start to yelp, that is the maddy part. then you must not let her go, this is the maria part. and then when you make sweet love that it the in love part

and that is how a maddy and maria in love works
"hey those two girls didn't happen to be doing maddy and maria in love?"
"oh i don't know, are they pulling a maddy and maria and making love?"
"oh yeah they are never mind."
"hey wanna join in?"
"ya know it baby cakes."

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026