mactax 

The extra you pay for hardware made by apple for putting their logo on it

Why did your macbook cost so much compared to a PC? That's the mactax

mactax by elite73y November 14, 2010

Soap MacTavish 

Soap MacTavish is a playable and main character in the Call of Duty Modern Warfare trilogy of games. He is of Scottish descent. He's in the SAS and Task Force 141, fighting alongside his best mate Captain Price. His looks, actions, way of speaking and one liners make him regarded as one of the best characters in the series by the fans. Having sustained a major injury in Modern Warfare 2, and it reopening in Modern Warfare 3 after falling from a great height, he succumbed to blood loss, resulting in a shocking scene that both struck the players, and Captain Price.

Person A: Hey dude you play MW2?
Person B: Fuck yea dude, Soap is my favourite character!
Person A: Me too dude, he's so badass and cool!
Soap MacTavish, a playable and main character in the Call of Duty Modern Warfare series

Soap MacTavish by Dare_88 April 3, 2021

mactard 

Mactards are people who fall prey to Apple's advertisements, failing to see they are the victims of ploys to get them to pay for a logo rather than superior products.

You might be a mactard if...

1.) You bought a Mac to be different, just like everyone else buying a Mac.

2.) You believe the half truths of Apple's advertisements.

3.) You believe some one else who believes the half truths of Apple's advertisements.

4.) You think the iPad is a "magical and revolutionary" device when in fact such devices have been around for years.

5.) You think the price of an iPad is unbelievable because it is low rather than ridiculously high.

6.) If you think clicking the right mouse is hard, but using esoteric key combinations to get the same behaviors out of a one button mouse is some how easier.

7.) You prefer form over function, bought a Mac and got neither.

8.) You switched to a Mac because you thought Windows was proprietary...

9.) You feel penalized because most apps won't run on your Mac after you bought a Mac with full knowledge that most apps won't run on a Mac.

10.) You insist on using Safari because it is "secure", in spite of the fact it has been shown to be the most insecure browser on a Mac. (Apple is learning from Microsoft on how to make in house browsers...)

and one to grow on:

11.) You have to think of a way to justify any of the aforementioned ways to know you are a mactard.

mactard by recovering mactard March 23, 2011

mactacular 

With Mac-like qualities, such as slick graphics and user-friendly interface, to the point of becoming obnoxious.

Windows Vista is mactacular.

mactacular by BlueJack June 17, 2008

Craig MacTavish 

The term "Craig MacTavish" means to have unprotected sexual intercourse with a girl. (ie. sexual intercourse without your "helmet" (a condom). Craig MacTavish was the last North American professional hockey player to play without a protective helmet, having signed his first pro contracting just before helmets became mandatory for all new players. The term was founded by the students of the Pharmacy Department at the University of Toronto.

"Hey bro, did you Craig MacTavish her last night?" ... "No, man, turns out she wasnt a fan of Craig MacTavish."

Craig MacTavish by University of Toronto - Pharmacy Students April 3, 2006

Soap MacTavish Moment 

A moment of epicness where you think of Soap MacTavish, the badass from the Call of Duty series and think you have done something he would do.

I was running playing football with my friends, I caught the ball and looked to my left. The tallest kid we played with was running straight at me, I hurdled his 6'4 ass. I am only 5'4. What a Soap MacTavish moment.

Soap MacTavish Moment by Soap on MacTavish's Rope April 11, 2011

Mactard 

Apple device user who believes doggedly in the superiority of anything produced by Apple but lacks any actual technical knowledge. Mactards have no idea how computers actually work and eventually lose all ability to operate even the most rudimentary technological devices because they lack Apple's look-and-feel.

Friend 1: Why is the TV still on?
Friend 2: Oh, that's my roommate; he's a Mactard and can't figure out the remote.
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Mactard: <swiping thumb across flashlight> Why won't this unlock?

Mactard by slickenstein February 7, 2010