macintosh jardin 

He has the biggest heart in the entire world. Value anyone with any of these names-- "macintosh" or "jardin." Loyal and considerate, keep him close to your heart. You keep him, he'd keep you. Love and cherish his entire existence because without it, you'll notice something's gone. He's funny, smart, loving-- every nice characteristic out there in existence. Never let a macintosh jardin go ever in your life.

I love you Macintosh Jardin!

Macintosh Jardin's farts smell so bad my eyes are tearing and my nose hair is gone.

Tell Macintosh Jardin to eat my pokes.

Macintosh Jardin is a sexy firefighter.

Macintosh Jardin is my daddy.

macintosh jardin by mandadadadadda February 16, 2018

Jordin McIntosh 

A Jordin McIntosh is the most overly caring person you will walk across on this planet. She is a warm hearted individual who when falls in love, shows non stop affection to her partner. Shes absolute stunning but never sees it. She helps everyone out but thinks shes worthless. Shes also probably very mentally unstable and is on the brink of going crazy.

"Jordin McIntosh is my best friend."

"Oh really? how lucky"

Jordin McIntosh by btujnefe May 5, 2023