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Massive Cock 

it’s when someone has a giant foot long penis in between their legs
“inallexx has a massive cock”
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Massive Cock 

An extra-large penis that damages pussy upon insertion
The woman's vagina took eight stitches after being drilled by a massive cock.
Massive Cock by Adolfz November 22, 2010

massive cock 

A cock with an impressive size.
"Wow it's a massive cock!!!" She said whie unziping his pants

massive cock licker

Your friend after he dosent want to play the escapists 2
Friend: I don’t want to play the escapists dude
You: you’re a massive cock licker

RON'S MASSIVE COCK

RONS COCK IS SO MASSIVE. THE RON MASTER ON TWITTERS COCK IS MASSIVE LIKE BROOOOOO THAT CHICKEN IS HUGE LIKE I BET HE'LL MAKE A DELICIOUS SOUP OUTTA IT.
Intellectual: Ron's massive cock lives up to the name.
RON'S MASSIVE COCK by WotsitDude69 October 26, 2022

Reids Massive Cock 

When ones groin size is comparable to a hippopotamus, with watermelons for testicles
Reids Massive Cock by Reids Haters December 13, 2023

ceo of massive cock 

Did you hear Hayden Teague became the CEO of massive cock.
ceo of massive cock by 🥖🥖 December 18, 2020
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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