making shit up
Mike: That Gonzo... he's always lying!
by Gonzo July 26, 2011
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what your girlfriend thinks your constantly doing.
GF:"where'd you go last night?"
BF:"i went to the movies with some friends."
GF:"your lying to me!" (cries)
by viktor vaughn November 22, 2007
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a master degree in communication sciences only for women, while men can't lie.
Woman: You are the most handsome man I ever knew.
Man: ...

Woman: Where were you?
Man: With friends, as usual.
Woman: You are lying.
by suildur September 29, 2010
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The ability to use the least amount of information (from the given truth), bend it to your will, add some bullshit to it, and add a dash of charm/reality-distortion field, while slowly changing the topic
Mom: Did you clean your room
Son: Yes i did, and it looks beautiful, as do you, can i have some dinner now

(while lying to his mom
In reality, all the son did was clean the visible part of the room that his mom could see, and quickly changed the topic)
by TMK2 December 19, 2011
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Something that nobody admits to doing, but something everybody does. Except me, of course.
Want to see somebody that mastered the art of lying? Just see our current president.
by smashdummies January 24, 2014
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An accepted rite of passage for normal children, be it forging their parents’ signature on a school report, shoplifting candies or stickers at a supermarket, or patronizing a fast-food outlet even after being told not to order junk food and soft drinks.
Just like smoking and clubbing, lying to their parents or caregivers makes kids feel empowered—a juvenile habit most of them overcome as they grow in maturity.
via giphy
by MathPlus January 10, 2018
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is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off.
Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off - Panic! At The Disco:
So testosterone boys and harlequin girls, will you dance to this beat and hold a lover close?
by helloimmadork October 09, 2006
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