lyaof

Like Your Ass On Fire

hurry up! Move girl lyaof.

lyaof by wuce_brillis September 5, 2016

Layoff Beard 

The term Layoff Beard refers to any facial hair that is grown in celebration of unemployment. Qualifying events include getting: canned, fired, axed, pink-slipped, downsized, marginalized, shown the door, let go, dismissed, let go, or laid off.

Layoff Beards were popularized in fall 2008 by the website TheCanned.com, which runs an unemployment-themed blog titled "The Layoff Beard."

There are a lot of bankers out there who have grown ferocious layoff beards following the financial crisis of 2008.

Layoff Beard by deaconblues February 11, 2009

layoff

The practice used by marginally profitable companies to compensate for ineffective management by releasing people from their employment.

Even after the layoff, the company still could not get into the black.

layoff by Way Cool Rich May 21, 2007

layoffcation 

When you are forced to take one or two weeks off of work by the man. This is done as a way to save the company money.

John: Hey Tim how are you going to spend your layoffcation?

Tim: By finding a new job so this shit doesn't happen again.

layoffcation by kildozer June 23, 2008

LYAO 

Laughing Your Ass Off, as opposed to (LMAO) Laughing My Ass Off.

Usually used in a question to determine if the other party considers the discussable information funny aswell.

Mark: Lol i shot a rocket got sniped and respawned right in front of my own rocket and got killed by myself
Jennace: LMAO
John: LMAO
Jennace: Lex, Karl, LYAO?
Lex: Yeah.. well, ROFL actually
Karl: Why the hell would you ask people if they're lmao'ing?
Jennace: Oh sry
- - - - - - - - - -
Player73: HA Pwned!!1 I just used the god cheat and killed xCTxDextroYx, LYAO all?
Sean: no
Neal: no, asshole
xCTxDextroYx: i efin h8 cheeters! kthxbye!
*xCTxDextroYx left

LYAO by uudens March 1, 2009

Facebook Layoffs 

Getting rid of all your "friends" that you now don't talk to, care about, have never met, or just now "dislike." Similar to a company trimming the fat in the their labor force.

Just went through a round of facebook layoffs... and man, it feels good.

Facebook Layoffs by Carbomb May 17, 2011

Layoff Buffer 

The people who work slower than you. If a layoff happens you can feel confident that you are secure because these people will act as a layoff buffer.

I am not worried about a layoff because Ron still works here and he is my Layoff Buffer.

Layoff Buffer by doctoroctos September 30, 2010