Lungo 

getting head while taking a shit

gettting lungo in the bathroom

Lungo by afssdgfdharegs May 23, 2006

Sexting Lingo

Sexing lingo is used when sexters are too damn lazy to type the real thing. Mostly used by lazy ass teens that are trying to be sexy or trying to keep the stupid shit away from they're parents or teachers. The sexting always gets out in the end but nobody gives a shit enough to try and decipher the sexting lingo.

Many parents are afraid because they don't know Sexting Lingo but it doesn't really matter because most kids don't know it either.

Sexting Lingo by oceancats February 13, 2017

Smokers Lungs 

Something only Tina D Cook knows about so very well.

Tina D Cooks nasty ass smokers lungs and breath are disgusting!!!🤮🤮🤮 And her yuck breath too. Barf City!!!

Smokers Lungs by OrangeCandyBar March 30, 2022

Llama Lungs 

Ugly Tits

Tits as ugly as Llamas

Look away she has Llama Lungs

Llama Lungs by Working Class Hero November 28, 2020

lung fic 

its a fucked up fall out boy fan fic

Dude don't read the lung fic its like the milk fic and hat fic on acid

lung fic by beelzebub or beelz December 28, 2017

Festival Lung 

Festival Lung is a common name for any lung condition that develops from an atmosphere in which the inhaling of dust, allergens and second-hand smoke combines with intense heat, dehydration, fatigue, lack of sleep, poor hygiene and the act of singing or screaming along at the top of your lungs to your favorite songs repeatedly over the course of several days amidst a large, concentrated crowd of thousands of people in a music festival environment.

Whoa that lineup was amazing, but I think I need to go see a doctor on Monday for the Festival Lung I left with!

Festival Lung by Stereorush June 23, 2016

Muffin Lung

A bout of coughing caused by the accidental inhalation of food particles while eating. Although Muffin Lung does commonly occur when eating muffins, any food (especially those with a low moisture content) can potentially trigger it. Heavy mouth-breathers are especially prone to Muffin Lung.

Slow down there, champ, you don't want to get Muffin Lung!

Sorry I missed your wedding, I was stricken with Muffin Lung.

Muffin Lung by Greeface February 8, 2010