The most Sexy,Cute,Handsome man to ever exist loves boys under the age of 8 and will kiss any boy who wants to especially boys named Kyle Andon Tyson or Blake
"Damn he seems like a gay pedo"
"You mean he seems like a LukeBennett"
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).