lucky sock 

What most teenage boys use to masturbate

I just got done using my lucky sock, now ill use it again.

lucky sock by Raven's Haven January 1, 2012

lucky sock 

A lucky sock is what you use to clean up all the cum you got everywhere, you fucking messy shit

"Shit! I gotta go find my lucky sock and fix this!"

lucky sock by Salami Toast March 17, 2017

Lucky sock 

To lucky sock, one must talk to someone else for, at least, a little bit too long about something very obscure or particular that clearly the other person shares zero interest in.
It is important that the person being lucky socked on has zero interest, as opposed to having a disdain for the topic.
The amount of time is also crucial. A simple sentence is not enough. It must be enough time to make the person being lucky socked on uncomfortable.

One more crucial part of lucky socking is that the topic is somewhat lame and obscure. It is not lucky socking if the topic is about something society deems to be cool.

It can be be used as "lucky sock," "lucky socked," or "lucky socking."

Ex 1) The weird kid in the cafeteria lucky socked on me about his pog collection. He spoke to me for 20 minutes and all I could say was "cool."

Ex 2) I would tell you all about my love for Antiques Roadshow on PBS, but I figured you would not care at all so I will not lucky sock on you about it.

Ex 3) Person 1- I hope I didn't just lucky sock on you about my sex life.
Person 2- No you didn't. You simply just bragged, asshole.

Lucky sock by Grapefruit17 July 6, 2022

my lucky sock 

the one thing i cant find

do you or do you now know where my lucky sock is, mom?

my lucky sock by the cooler penguin27 April 21, 2020