lucky Joe 

The guy in the middle of a gay/bi threesome. Ie, the one with a cock up his arse, and his cock in someone else.

I'd have a threesome with another guy, but like Hell I'd be Joe.

lucky Joe by Van123 September 11, 2005

Joe Gace Luck 

A series of the worst luck anyone has ever seen. Lucifer wouldn’t wish this on his worst enemies. This is the equivalent of five straight hands of 2/7 in Poker or four 9’s & one 10 in Euchre. Also equivalent to marrying a hot girl only to find out it’s your long lost sister.

Synonyms: God Awful Luck, God Hates Me Luck, Fuck My Life Luck, Probably Gonna Go Toaster Bath

Antonyms: Jacob Culpepper Luck, Great Luck, Good Fortune

I’m having the worst Joe Gace Luck ever today! Fuck!

Joe Gace Luck by WheresObama November 4, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016