lubnubber

1. A texture or protruberance that means the object requires special handling.

2. A part of sexual anatomy that responds well to special handling, e.g., nipple, prepuce, clitoris.

1. A. This piece of firewood is covered in lubnubbers. Get your gloves on before grabbing it.

1. B. Darn, this silky stuff will be jacked if we get it wet. Put that lubnubbed scarf around my wrists instead.

2. They took their shirt off, so I tackled their lubnubbers like a hungry baby seal.