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An online virtual reality game where anyone can choose to be whoever they want to be. This is one of the many servers of SAMP.

The rules of this community is strict as to enforce reality whenever possible. Every character has the opportunity to choose a path to take as to develop their character. There are several paths that one could take such as law enforcement, gang roleplay, mafia roleplay, doctor roleplay and much more.

Every character has to display their actions in written sentences, however many more actions are also scripted upon the server. To apply as to join this server, one has to write an application as to confirm that the english level is of standard since only that language is used on LSRP.
((LSRP))Damian says: How are things with the Los Santos Police Department then?
Andre says: Things are well, we have around 200 members at the moment and we keep growing with each recruitment drive. Relations with the San Andreas Sheriffs Department has never been better either!
Damian says: That's nice to hear, I've been consulting Laos lately to work on some new laws as to relate it with certain states of America too.
lsrp by LSRP Player 101 December 27, 2013
Related Words
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
Word of the Day on May 18, 2026