A low two is when a man's balls smack a female's bottom during a celebratory final thrust after great sex. Like a high five.
by KKrazy April 18, 2009
Similar to a High-Five, the Low Two is when two dudes' balls slap together in the act of double penetrating a woman.
by Fobill April 19, 2010
In Modern Family, Cameron says to Jay "oh sure when you're gay you just walk around giving butt bumps to everybody... it's like a high five, it's a low two"
by RUFFLESx February 4, 2010
Two butt cheeks intentionally smacking into another set of butt cheeks. Usually celebratory, like a high five. But instead of a high five it is a low two.
To initiate a low two for the first time or any time, simply declare, "low two!" Once you turn your backside towards your friend, they will understand the premise and clash cheeks with you.
To initiate a low two for the first time or any time, simply declare, "low two!" Once you turn your backside towards your friend, they will understand the premise and clash cheeks with you.
by yaboidaniez September 20, 2020
by Fiona Terror January 14, 2021
A kick to the nuts. Refers to the five toes of the kicker's foot rising up to mash the two testicles of the recipient's ball-bag.
When my boss called me into the office to review my job performance, she said that if I'd spent more time working than reading Urban Dictionary, I'd still have a job on Monday. It was a real high-five to the low-two.
by TerribleDH March 6, 2011