lovey doves 

Two people that love each other very much. They act weird and do everything together. They know <i>almost/<i> everything about one another and can be found PDAing. They can and will have sex wherever they please.

Awww what lovey doves Bryan and Jackie are :)

lovey doves by herowww April 26, 2008

love doesn't exist 

A rare awareness that the concept, love is just an abstraction of a chemical process in the human brain.

A: I'm so in love with her.

B: That's just an endorphin rush from interacting with a compatible personality. Love doesn't exist.

love doesn't exist by pseudonymthemagnificent October 30, 2013

loveydovey 

An affectionate and romantic couple.

Look at the loveydovey couple on the river bank.

loveydovey by FunnyBone December 30, 2008

polygamist lovedoves

The swingest swinging swingers you'll ever know. They "love" so many...yet are still connected with 'the love'...especially with twins

Last night swinging I ran into the best polygamist lovedoves this week. Lisa - she got a big ol' butt - we hooked up and it was her sister Veronica that let it down good...see they are conjoined twins...Veronica was at the best place with her face... ON LISA'S BUTT!! SNOOGINS

polygamist lovedoves by dRagon56 May 10, 2011

Devestated Love 

When your ex has broke your heart and soul so bad that you feel completely dead inside, and you're at the point of giving up but you still have true love towards them.

Person 1: Yo bro why do you look dead?
Person 2: My ex gave me devestated love.
Person 1: Just move on bro.
Person 2: I just can't.

Devestated Love by Illusionzblue January 26, 2022

doesn't love the Lord and Southeastern Conference football 

An ironic expression used by Southern males to express disbelief in or mild condemnation of some else's attitudes or behavior, supposedly drawing on some stereotypes of Southerners. (This expression possibly originated with Lewis Grizzard, a most excellent American humorist and commentator.)

Billy Bob eats strawberry Moon Pies and drinks Pepsi; only someone who doesn't love the Lord and Southeastern Conference football would do that.

doesn't love the Lord and Southeastern Conference football by Duckbutt November 4, 2005

Loving someone who doesn't love you back 

It's this type of love that makes you hurt. It makes you feel like you were helpless and lying on the ground being stomped on. Nevertheless you will keep trying because you think that's the right thing to do and you're really dumb for doing that. Then you lose your friends because nothing can compare to this one person that you must have otherwise your entire world is miserable. I guess that if you have this type of love you should just get over it and move on . But it's not that easy if they don't treat you like a jerk. It leaves you contemplating life and wondering if you should even live anymore. At least that's what happened for me.

Wow, Dolly looks depressed, why is that?

Who cares?

You're probably loving someone who doesn't love you back.

Loving someone who doesn't love you back by Akaksnskd December 15, 2016