loves the gloves

When referring to someone who is a homosexual.

Derived from a legendary figure from Halifax, Canada with a homoerotic leather glove fetish. He is known to frequently pick up unsuspecting drunk men who mistake him for a cab. He then pushes his leather glove sales on the intoxicated passenger and in some cases requests to have them drive his car while wearing the gloves. These reports date back at least a decade.

Richard: "That chick is obsessed with Nathan. Is he going to bone her or what?"

John: "Nah, I think he loves the gloves"

by 234897324 October 11, 2018

love glove

see condom

"Use a love glove man."

by SLOGAN December 07, 2002

Love Glove

a condom

see condom

love glove is a term meaning condom used when in a situation where you want to cut chances of tension by using a sillier version.

(At Work) Hey, Chad, I don't think your wife can take another birth. Next time, use a love glove!

(At School) Is Mr. Davis leaving because he didn't use a love glove?

(To One night stander) Like I am going to believe you are born ammune to diseases!! Get a love glove!

(before making love) I'm on the pill but use a love glove anyway.

by Delannie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! March 29, 2008

love gloves

Another name for condoms

IE: i was bout to get some, but i didn't have any love gloves.

by anonfag October 30, 2007

Love glove

Your girlfriends pussy

John " I hoped in that love glove last night"

by Pussy destroyer 69 420 January 18, 2016

The Love Glove

(1)The state or Michigan.
(2)A contraceptive.

(1)I live in the love glove.


(2)You ain't gettin gettin no action till you put the love glove on.

by Jamie =) July 30, 2008

love glove

a sheath of latex worn by a man during sex, a condom

That love glove in the dumpster gave away the fact that it was a cat house.

by The Return of Light joker January 08, 2010