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loves the gloves 

When referring to someone who is a homosexual.

Derived from a legendary figure from Halifax, Canada with a homoerotic leather glove fetish. He is known to frequently pick up unsuspecting drunk men who mistake him for a cab. He then pushes his leather glove sales on the intoxicated passenger and in some cases requests to have them drive his car while wearing the gloves. These reports date back at least a decade.
Richard: "That chick is obsessed with Nathan. Is he going to bone her or what?"

John: "Nah, I think he loves the gloves"
loves the gloves by 234897324 October 10, 2018
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The Love Glove 

(1)I live in the love glove.


(2)You ain't gettin gettin no action till you put the love glove on.
The Love Glove by Jamie =) August 25, 2008

the love glove 

the act of putting icy hot or bengay on a condom and inserting it in a vagina.
last night i gave that drunk chick the love glove and she cried