love smudge

Another name for your offspring or the wet sticky spot in the back seat of your car

My two little love smudges got themselves sent to the principal's office for making a love smudge in his car.

by JackWhatTheHellBurton April 21, 2018

Love Sludge

A higher than usual viscosity of seminal fluid used to impregnate a female. Can also be used to blob ones eye socket for "pink eye" purposes.

"Allan spuffed a massive load of his love sludge in and around Sabrina's snatch"

by Spunkbowser May 15, 2014